My Stupid Cat
Here's why she's stupid. She'll sit at my living room windows, wait till a bird comes near, then DIVE INTO THE WINDOW!!!! When we had blinds instead of roman shades, she broke several of them because she saw the birds' shadows in the blinds, then she would dive at them. We finally had to get new shades because she broke most of them. Now that she can actually see the birds, she doesn't dive at them anymore.
Her name is Angel, and here's the kicker: she is a little witch. She'll act like she wants to be pet, then after you pet her for a few seconds, she bites you then hisses at you. But (ohhhh irony) when we play christian music, she becomes as friendly as can be, and she doesn't bite you when you pet her. I guess she lives up to her name.....mostly.

(Angel is on the left. The one on the right is Oscar, he had to be put down because he had bone cancer)
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