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Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:40 pm**

My wife recently started selling Avon on the side so I was just teasing her about Avon coming up with a "I might be BI" collection. Here is what I said:

*"If you might be bi like me, you need to be ready for whatever life brings you. Will I end the night with that handsome looking stud over in the corner, or will it be that beautiful woman with the kickin' ass?"
*"With Avon's 'I Might Be BI' collection you no longer have to worry about how you are presenting yourself to the opposite sex. Or same sex depending on how much you've had to drink.."
*and you could even have a product jingle..
*to the tune of michael jacksons "man in the mirror" (the corus)
*I'm lookin' at the bi in the mirror, oh yeah
I'm asking her to change her ways,
No message could be any clearer
If you wanna score a girl or even a guy
Just get some Avon, admit your...BI!

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:48 pm**

lol, ill pass; It's too much of a commitment.

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:49 pm**

Gobbles wrote:lol, ill pass; It's too much of a commitment.

Bah you're a dude.. chicks might like this product line!

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:56 pm**

I saw on the colbert report where he was talking about a news story of a couple of gay penguins, the one penguin ditched his 'partner' to get with a female partner. He concluded that it shows that people are naturally bi, or maybe penguins are just prurient seabirds.

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:00 pm**

I'm just massively upset that I had to type my happy ass over to www.dictionary.com to find out what prurient meant....I'm not happy with that at all.

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:12 pm**

i threw in that last part about prurient penguins :icon_cool:

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:36 pm**

Avon is for men also but does require lots of time and say you say lots of commitment.
I see my niece as she sells it and she runs all the time. She makes a little but not nearly the return for the time used to sell it.
penguins i have never seen in avon Don , maybe its the penguins from the alcoholic drink you thinking about LOL.

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:50 pm**

sirce wrote:Avon is for men also but does require lots of time and say you say lots of commitment.
I see my niece as she sells it and she runs all the time. She makes a little but not nearly the return for the time used to sell it.
penguins i have never seen in avon Don , maybe its the penguins from the alcoholic drink you thinking about LOL.

Yeah my wife just started and already has 5 recruits so she's hoping to build a little empire and make some decent money.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:46 am**

lol TKC SPONSER?????

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